Power Ballad to Pubic Hair
Well, I went right from my San Franciso trip on to another out-of-state obligation, leaving the blog without a caretaker for far too long. Luckily, I've gotten back just in time to save the houseplants from sure death.
Actually, I don't even bother to keep houseplants. Too risky. I can't be trusted.
Anyway, I'm back, and I hope you haven't all left me. More Syl-iness to come in the upcoming days, I promise. But for now, I just this minute saw this comedy duo (The Doo Wops) do this song on BBC America's "The World Stands Up," and felt I must share.
It's a power ballad tribute to the sexy goodness of "the carpet of love." In my opinion, the perfect soundtrack to go along with this post of mine from a few weeks ago.
There's some irrelevant chatter at the very beginning. The real good stuff starts about 1 minute in. Wait for it or fast forward to that point. I promise it's worth it.
And now, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
"Crazy Bush"
Raise your lighters and sway.

Comments (15)
They lost me soon as they started saying the ass crack isn't sexy. B^)
1. Posted by Elvis on October 30, 2006
Karl Elvis: Now, I TOLD you not to listen to that part, didn't I? Just listen to the song part.
2. Posted by Miss Syl on October 30, 2006
You know i never listen.
3. Posted by Elvis on October 30, 2006
You know, it's not just that he doesn't listen...he actively disobeys.
:D
4. Posted by aag on October 30, 2006
AAG: No honey, I think you're confusing it--that's your role. And then he makes you obey.
And *then* he listens...very intently...to your response.
Or have I got it wrong, Karl Elvis?
5. Posted by Miss Syl on October 30, 2006
Spot on, missy.
6. Posted by Elvis on October 30, 2006
Right ON!
Even better, while the song was playing, there were male figure skaters skating on my muted TV in the background.
7. Posted by Hiromi on October 30, 2006
I love how, the MOMENT he says to the audience to make "bush" signs, they obey.
8. Posted by Rachel on October 31, 2006
Hiya, Ms. Syl.
The new place is lookin' good! I have some catching up to do.
9. Posted by The Retropolitan on November 1, 2006
Hiromi: Could you tell through their tight trousers whether or not they had crazy bush?
Rachel: Who wouldn't? I like how midway through they were supposed to wiggle their fingers to make it hairier.
Retropolitan! Darling, i have been so worried about you. Where have you BEEN?
10. Posted by Miss Syl on November 2, 2006
I just read your post on pubes.
Try this:http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=4535&rtn=index-topten&nsfwfs=yes
11. Posted by Omnipotent Poobah on November 3, 2006
Omnipotent Poobah: That. absolutely. ROCKS.
As do you for showing it to me. I absolutly MUST have the peacock one at the end.
I may have to stick this up top as a new post in my continuing "power to the pubal!" campaign. Of course, if I do, I shall give copious amounts of credit.
12. Posted by Miss Syl on November 4, 2006
Excellent tag usage my sweet. B^)
13. Posted by Elvis on November 5, 2006
(grins, toes ground). Thanks, host daddy.
14. Posted by Miss Syl on November 5, 2006
I simply do not understand this new compulsion to shave one's crotch. Even women who just "trim" for swim wear say they do it because pubic hair "is gross". Wrong. They do it because they are embarrassed to let others know they have pubic hair. Kinda like it's supposed to be a secret. I will not make love to a woman who removes or severely alters her crazy bush. I think a generous pelt is most attractive. Leave the little girl look to the perverts. Give me crazy bush too!
15. Posted by Dr. Bill on January 30, 2007