"Surrender Dorothy" Stories
Marcy: My husband was a movie freak. Actually, he was particularly obsessed with one movie, "The Wizard of Oz." He talked about it constantly. I thought it was cute at first. On our wedding night, I was a virgin. When we made love - you've seen the movie, haven't you?
Paul Hackett: "The Wizard of Oz"? Yeah.
Marcy: Well, whenever he - you know, when he came...
Paul Hackett: Yeah...?
Marcy: ...he would scream out, "Surrender Dorothy!" That's all! Just "Surrender Dorothy!"
Paul Hackett: Wow.
Marcy: Instead of saying something normal like, "Oh, God," or something normal like that. I mean, it was pretty creepy! And I told him I thought so, but he just, he just couldn't stop, he just, he just couldn't stop, he just... couldn't stop.
For some reason I was reminded today of this scene from Martin Scosese's wonderfully surreal and very 1980s film After Hours. Worth a watch if you've never seen it.
Anyway, it got me to thinking if there are a lot of people out there who have their own version of a "Surrender Dorothy" story--where someone shouted out or did something entirely bizarre in bed that sticks in memory as being the weirdest moment one can remember in one's sex life.
I've been wracking my memory, but I don't think I have a really good one. I wish I did. But I love hearing these kinds of stories. Oddness is my one true delight. So if you've got one, why not share it here, and we'll see if anyone can best ya. (Remember, you can post anonymously if you want.)
So--strangest in-bed utterance (or behavior) ever? C'mon, it'll be fun.
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UPDATE: Oh wait! I just remembered one for me! It's not as good as "Surrender Dorothy," but...
Once, when I was on top, fucking of one of my lovers, he kind of lost his mind, slapped my ass, and gasped/shouted out, "Giddyap, pussy!"
I thought that was pretty damn weird. Especially because he wasn't close to being from any kind of western state, and had never ridden a horse in his life, so the expression "giddyap" would normally never have passed his lips in any context. In retrospect, I still think it's pretty damn weird, but also pretty damn funny, too. People will say the strangest stuff when they hit that out-of-control stage.
Comments (8)
Giddyap, pussy?
Damn, that's funny.
1. Posted by Elvis on December 19, 2006
Karl Elvis: Funnier than "Surrender Dorothy?"
I have a strange effect on men, I guess.
Now, come on, what's yours? No share = no fair.
2. Posted by Miss Syl on December 19, 2006
Don't got no stories. I render all my lovers speechless with my amazing skillz.
3. Posted by Hiromi on December 20, 2006
Hiromi: Think hard, something will come. Did for me.
Anyway, I'm gonna say it shows I have amazing skills that I can make someone spout nonsense.
Though, hm. You do hear "ride my cock" in porn a lot...which is only one step away from "giddyap, pussy"...I suppose.
4. Posted by Miss Syl on December 20, 2006
i so can't think of anything like that. I've heard things like can you feel me, can you feel me coming, or hurt me daddy, but you know, that's not weird, it's just yummy. I've been tryin' to think of some weird-ass 'surrender dorothy' shit, but i got nuthin'.
5. Posted by Elvis on December 20, 2006
This looks like an interesting blog, so why does it have to be published in unreadable colors?
6. Posted by James B. Logwriter on December 20, 2006
Maybe your man watched The Lone Ranger when he was young, and not Dorothy.
Sorry, nothing like that to report. We just scream, moan and say "Fuck!" a lot . . .
7. Posted by Cherrie on December 20, 2006
A housemate or two back's gentleman caller of the evening, one unforgettable small-hours-of-the-morning, shouted out 'Yahtzee!!!!' at the moment.
He didn't get a second visit.
8. Posted by Anonymous on December 21, 2007