Note to Self...
A whole bunch of workmen are coming to fix stuff at my house tomorrow.
It just struck me as I came in this evening that perhaps it might be a smart idea to remove the copy of The Ultimate Guide To Fellatio: How To Go Down on a Man and Give him Mind-Blowing Pleasure that's lying on top of a big shipping box right at the front of my entrance hallway.
Or do you think I'll get better service if I leave it out?
Comments (11)
If you're going to be there while they are, don't leave it out. If you're going to be gone while they're there, leave it out.
1. Posted by darkneuro on May 31, 2007
I'd make a snap decision completely based on the whimsy of the moment. It might be a good way to make new friends :-)
2. Posted by Omnipotent Poobah on May 31, 2007
I vote for waiting to see of they're cute, and if so, leave it out.
At very least, they'll be real friendly.
3. Posted by Elvis on May 31, 2007
Leave it out with a bunch of Post-It notes stuck in the pages.
4. Posted by Hiromi on May 31, 2007
Hi, Miz Syl. I haven't commented here before - at least, I don't think I have - but I've been a regular reader for a while and I love so very many things about your blog, your style and your attitude.
And I just had to put my two cents in : leaving it out with Post-It Notes stuck in the pages will MAKE THESE BOYS' DAY. An ex of mine served oil burners and any time he and his co-workers crosses paths with something like your book, they talked about in a joking, incredulous way for like, a week.
So if these guys are sweet, or extra-helpful or easy on the eyes, go ahead and give 'em a thrill. You know, if you're in that kind of a mood.
5. Posted by Timory on June 1, 2007
Ha! Great prop. Just make sure you answer the door dressed in leather.
6. Posted by Nikki on June 1, 2007
I say leave it out.
And if you don't have the guts to go with Nikki's suggestion, (which made me laugh so hard i think i coughed up a kidney, by the way), then at the very least answer the door with a "come-and-get-me" knowing smile on your face.
And report back as to the results!
7. Posted by Juno Henry on June 1, 2007
The first guy is here right now. I decided to put the book away.
BUT, I realized after the fact I forgot that I'd had AAG's site up on my laptop right before he showed up. So later when he called me into the bedroom to show me something that was up with my AC vent, we were standing right by the desk with the laptop on it with a big ass "ALWAYSAROUSEDGIRL" banner smack dab in the middle of the screen.
He did a poker face, though. I'm not sure if he noticed. As soon as he turned around, I quit my browser.
Now he's "working on my vent."
Heh.
8. Posted by Miss Syl on June 1, 2007
By the way...my rationale for putting it away:
I want the problems fixed, I don't want lots of return visits. If they want to come back, they might not fix the problems.
9. Posted by Miss Syl on June 1, 2007
mmmm...workmen. Now there's a fantasy to explore.
Although, admittedly, the number of workmen that have entered my various abodes that I'd actually want to help me act out those fantasies have been, maybe, none.
Makes me think of Ally McBeal and Jon Bon Jovi. See? Someone like that.
I think putting it away is a good idea. If, by any stretch, you wanted to fellate one of those workmen, you could subtly pull it off the shelf and begin to read. :)
Eve
10. Posted by Eve on June 1, 2007
Every workers porn wet dream come true....
You mean to tell me women DON'T fuck their hired help like in the videos????
11. Posted by tom paine on June 3, 2007