I just had the good luck of him being born in the wrong century
Today is the birthday of the Moronorati's big host daddy and my dear friend Karl Elvis.
The man shares a birth date with both William Blake AND Anna Nicole Smith. To me, no statement about him could say more. But you gotta know him to get what I mean. And he's someone worth knowing, so I encourage you to go figure that one out for yourself.
A year ago today, I waxed blogetic about him, and all of that still holds.
This year, I find that I have no big tracts of words, only feelings. So Karl, here's something smaller in word count, but no less heartfelt, for you on your birthday:
The time keeps moving on. Another year gone by. Can you believe it?
Life has sure been weird, honeybucket man. And I'm still very glad you're in it.
I'll leave it to your latest band crush to say the rest for me.
Happy, happy birthday, darlin'. I'll always be ready to show up with lotsa guns.
Go visit the man today, wish him well, and offer yourself up to be given a birthday spanking.

Comments (3)
I'm not worthy.
Thanks dollcakes.
1. Posted by Elvis on November 28, 2007
Oh, and for my birthday, I want.
2. Posted by Elvis on November 28, 2007
Honey, you want every day.
But that's a badass guitar if I ever saw one. And it would match my blog color scheme very nicely.
3. Posted by Miss Syl on November 29, 2007