Oh! Please, please, please?
I just found what I want for my holiday present. How fucking cool is this???
That's right, when you stand in front of the mirror...
Someone buy me one of these. Please? Or better yet, get me two: one that says "Love" on it forwards, and one that says "Hate" forwards, so I can switch off.
And look, they also make it for men (or women) in black.
