A short (and curly) and sweet one for you all today:

1) When I rule the universe, everyone will come to their senses and realize that pubic hair is pretty. MUCH prettier than an unnaturally shaved pubis.

2) A fully shaved pussy on a woman weirds me out, but an inch wide "landing strip" (a.k.a., Hitler mustache on your pussy) looks even stupider to me. Stop it.

3) A fully shaved pubic area on a man might also freak me out, but I've never seen one up close and personal. I don't care if I never do. I like my men with hair down there. And no, it doesn't impede my ability to give a blow job, thank you very much.

4) Why, oh why do people think they look better hairless?

5) That said, as someone with sensitive skin, and who prefers to trim for swimwear and underwear-wearing purposes, has anyone found a good solution for the whole red bumpy irritated skin thing that happens after you shave or wax or depilate? Don't say "loofah." That's bollox. Doesn't help at all.

6) Has anyone who's reading electrolysis-ed away their pubes? How did that work out?

7) I'm not for Brazilians, but I am for public hair celebratory adornment. Like dying it, for instance. Maybe with Special Effects. How do we all feel about cupcake pink pubes?

8) Has anyone reading ever dyed their pubic hair? There are a lot of "don't sue us" disclaimers surrounding this kind of procedure when you look for tips on how to do it. So how did it go for you? Did you end up wanting to sue someone?

9) For those with gray hair: did your pubic hair go gray or silver much earlier, much later, or in relatively the same time frame as the hair on your head? Do you think silver pubic hair looks prettier? (I think it might.)

10) Every person who reads this post is hereby required to write a celebratory poem in the comments about pubic hair. Length and genre are entirely up to you. Though I'd love it if someone managed to pound out a sonnet on the topic.

Well, I went right from my San Franciso trip on to another out-of-state obligation, leaving the blog without a caretaker for far too long. Luckily, I've gotten back just in time to save the houseplants from sure death.

Actually, I don't even bother to keep houseplants. Too risky. I can't be trusted.

Anyway, I'm back, and I hope you haven't all left me. More Syl-iness to come in the upcoming days, I promise. But for now, I just this minute saw this comedy duo (The Doo Wops) do this song on BBC America's "The World Stands Up," and felt I must share.

It's a power ballad tribute to the sexy goodness of "the carpet of love." In my opinion, the perfect soundtrack to go along with this post of mine from a few weeks ago.

There's some irrelevant chatter at the very beginning. The real good stuff starts about 1 minute in. Wait for it or fast forward to that point. I promise it's worth it.

And now, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

"Crazy Bush"

Raise your lighters and sway.